Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.

by Butchershy December 31, 2022

Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019

vaginal radar

The ability of a woman to find any item a man has lost or displaced.

Betty, using her vaginal radar, easily found the key is that Bob and lost.

by Highlander999 November 30, 2020

Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina

So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina

by Twice over June 22, 2018

Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.

Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.

by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021

vaginal juuling

using a juul e cigarrette with ones own vagina to get an orgasm and a high

Linda is so wild she was vaginal juuling last night.

by weirdo47969 May 22, 2018

Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.

Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016