A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

by HelloLucy! November 15, 2011

Llamas: Who just knifed me?
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan
by UberPownage November 17, 2010

by Dat Niggah Albe February 24, 2010

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
