Tooliosis

A medical condition in which the victim has all the mental and physical attributes of a tool.

Bhavin Patel became patient zero of tooliosis because he didn't believe in bros before hoes.

by taikopleshanda March 9, 2011

Toolon

The word toolon means that someone is either: Disgusting, or you could use the word as in you dont give a fuck about what you just did, OR what the person thinks about what you just did.

1st Definition: John: "Man that bitch's vagina was straight toolon yo"
Frank: "Hell yeah dude, i could smell that shit from the parking lot"

2nd Definition: Mary: "I can't believe you just said that"
Danny boy: "So what? I smacked the fuck outta that bitch with my words of hate.. toolon"

by Bigmoneygrip April 18, 2011

toolerman

Somebody who always seems to get the best seat in the house.

The toolerman always gets the best seat in the house

by TakerT June 9, 2011

tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.

1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.

by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011

toolbaginism

The act of being a complete retard as if you went to college and studied toolbagery. The guy in every bar who is "that guy" who thinks he can top evey story known to man. Most of the time, subjects are money grubbing trustfund babies. the art of being the ultimate toolbag. having the trifecta in cockblocking, stumbeling, and inapropriate mouth.

"That douche has a degree in toolbaginism."

friend 1: damn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: Yea bro you ain't kidding.
toolbag (LOUDLY) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.......watch me work.

by snarfshark77 August 4, 2011

tool

A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.

by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011

Toolosexual

derived from the common insult tool. A toolosexual only likes loves or engages in sexual acts with other tools

toolosexual: (we're going down to the tool bar where we can meet other interesting toolosexauls)

by hobbit1923 January 8, 2012