Two-catter

A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.

A: "I have a cat".

B: "Cool, I have two cats".

That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.

I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.

It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.

by JakeHK December 16, 2019

Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.

Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.

by [e-mail]75 January 25, 2020

Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

by Thimthim June 21, 2020

two trucks

a fucking masterpiece

two trucks having sex two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

by bopbeepbebeskidoobep June 8, 2021

goo in two

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and vagina during the same orgasm.

Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"

by MarkMakers December 1, 2018

jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.

Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021

Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"

Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs

by JoshTomar February 24, 2022