by Josh Ingram August 2, 2007

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by Mobile Beauty February 16, 2023

The main definition for an anti-twilighter would be someone who very much dislikes Twilight.
They are also the only hope left for mankind.
(Also see MLIA)
These people are most probably fans of Harry Potter, Google, and Ninjas.
They are also the only hope left for mankind.
(Also see MLIA)
These people are most probably fans of Harry Potter, Google, and Ninjas.
Scene: The movie theaters. There is a trailer for Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn. You are about to fall asleep, when all of a sudden you hear:
Anti-Tilighter #1: TWILIGHT SUCKS!!
Anti-Twilighter#2: F**K YOU EDWARD!!!
(The whole theatre breaks into an applause, and the world is safe, thanks to the anti-twilighters)
Anti-Tilighter #1: TWILIGHT SUCKS!!
Anti-Twilighter#2: F**K YOU EDWARD!!!
(The whole theatre breaks into an applause, and the world is safe, thanks to the anti-twilighters)
by ImAnAntiTwilighter!! August 5, 2010

The Protoss Twilight Archon is a heavy assault unit in StarCraft II.Twilight Archons radiate incalculable power and can unleash devastating psionic storms against enemy forces both in the air and on the ground. A Twilight Archon can be created from the merging of either two high templar, two dark templar, or one of each type of warrior. Unlike the Archons in original StarCraft, the psionic manifestation of the Twilight Archon matched the team color. Twilight Archons possessed the Dark Archon's feedback ability, as well as the ability to use psionic shockwaves to destroy units.
by SCII March 13, 2009

Someone who is obsessed about the book Twilight. They're usually some teenager, but ranges from ages 11-35 (If they're 25+, then they're lonely. Always.) that read Twilight, and now thinks that she (I'm assuming the person's usually a she, since it is where I live.) can get any man she wants, despite the fact that she's fucking batshit insane, fat and or ugly.
Twilight Fag: I still can't believe you haven't readed twilight yet!!!11one
Me: Wow, I would love to read about it, but it's kinda gay, not to mention the fact that I heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don't play baseball, and if they do, it's in the middle of night.
Twilight Fag: Oh my god, you're worthless.
Me: No, you're just some Twilight fag who has a rusty vagina and is lonely.
Twilight Fag goes home, kneels down to Twilight placed on her stand, then chants Satanic prayers.
Me: Wow, I would love to read about it, but it's kinda gay, not to mention the fact that I heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don't play baseball, and if they do, it's in the middle of night.
Twilight Fag: Oh my god, you're worthless.
Me: No, you're just some Twilight fag who has a rusty vagina and is lonely.
Twilight Fag goes home, kneels down to Twilight placed on her stand, then chants Satanic prayers.
by Saustin-KC February 9, 2009

A disease affecting the brain of adolescent females, particularly the frontal and occipital lobes. Symptoms include lost sense of reality, hallucinations of Edward Cullen, belief that vampires are real, and general idiocy.
If a person is suspected of having Twilight Syndrome, they should immediately be quarantined and made to read the Harry Potter series for 250 hours straight in a silent, white room with no food. With luck, the victim will either come to their senses and remember how to be a real human being, or they will die.
If a person is suspected of having Twilight Syndrome, they should immediately be quarantined and made to read the Harry Potter series for 250 hours straight in a silent, white room with no food. With luck, the victim will either come to their senses and remember how to be a real human being, or they will die.
Julie: All of my friends say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter! I fear for their minds.
Amy: Oh no! They must have Twilight Syndrome, alert the government!
Amy: Oh no! They must have Twilight Syndrome, alert the government!
by AmyhatesTwilight September 30, 2008

by CDlustscats February 15, 2010
