After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).

Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).

by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025

Charlie Kirk

When a minority group calls a caucasian male " Charlie Kirk" it is a threat to be murdered.

When a group of latinos call out "Charlie Kirk" to you, it's a threat of violence.

by Lupy1234 December 14, 2025

Charlie Kirk

When a female partner is menstruating and the male partner performs oral sexual acts, collecting the blood in his mouth, before attempting to create a hickey on the female partners neck

He Charlie Kirked me last night
Can I Charlie Kirk you

by Srki2212 December 14, 2025

Charlie Kirk

a man who has been shot in the neck

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!! WE CARRY THE FLAME!!!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace

"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"

by mld1986 December 17, 2025

Kirk

Kirk / kirked (verb, often in passive form: to be kirked)
To subject an individual to, or to become the target of, targeted violence motivated by political beliefs, ideological differences, personal animosity intertwined with political motives, or bias akin to that in hate crimes.

"did you hear of the tragedy? I just cant believe they kirked him"

by Riskö December 19, 2025

Mississippi Charlie Kirk

Taking a sniper shot up the asshole by a man with black hair

Im gonna give you a Mississippi Charlie Kirk tonight

by MississippiPussyCunt December 20, 2025