Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe May 8, 2016

ABA therapy

ABA or Applied behavior analysis is a type of therapy that work on fixing an autistic child "bad" behavior usually in a form of a Token reward system. Contrary to popular beliefs, ABA therapy do no punish a child for their bad behavior, they do however try to convince their client so that the client reach their appropriate action.
The downside of ABA therapy however is that it will often lead to the client having no ability to decide their own path.

Person A : god Mike is become more and more problematic with his tantrums.
Person B : why don't you take him to ABA therapy.
Person A : Hmmm sound like a great idea.

by the one who spout the truth July 10, 2022

relaxation therapist

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.

by gerico August 12, 2003

stand-up therapy

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.

Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018

Tharanis

Tharanis is a boy who is very intelligent. He is the best person and you can trust him. He cares about friendship and family. But he has no patience and is awful.

Tharanis is the nicest person in the world.

by Khcmchulv August 4, 2019

reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)

i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

cranio-sacral therapy

administration of theraputic punishment to a subject's head using a hardened object, generally coercive and equivalent to an old time attitude adjustment

Hey mate! You look rather dizzy after your cranio-sacral therapy session.

by austin the satyr February 17, 2005