A place of racism and incest. The teachers fuck the basketball team, and the trailer parks are the common breeding grounds.
by Kill me pls June 30, 2016

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.
Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".
by Leuk O'Dont June 1, 2010

The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
by Pansycakesgalore March 8, 2023

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by Squawking June 28, 2021
