Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

phantom flush

The mysterious flushing of automatic toilets even though you haven't sat down or removed yourself from the toilet seat.

Individual sits on toilet to do their “business”. Suddenly the toilet proceeds to make 2 - 3 "phantom flushes" even though all they've done is shifted in the seat or reached for some toilet paper. Sometimes no movement is necessary to trigger this effect.

by confused23 February 22, 2010

Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.

"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"

by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009

Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.

"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"

by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009

Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

Beer Phantom

That friend you've met for the first time, three times.

"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's

Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."

by punklovedesigns.com May 1, 2013