Left on red

When you have an idiotic friend who does not abide to the legal rules of the road, and they insist that making a left on red is acceptable whilst everyone in the car is screaming "NO!"

-Friend - goes to make left at red light

-Passengers - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LEFT ON RED?"

by Bluntzilla July 29, 2012

Left-eye

A member of the group TLC that died in a car crash. She was known for burning her boyfriend's house down in 1994 and for her driving which is why she died.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

alt-left

The vector of linear time in contraposition to the vector of cyclical time.

The momentum of effective or linear time.

The vector of effective time is alt-left.

by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018

left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.

This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"

by TheKhakiN8R July 7, 2008

Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.

Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.

by osan August 24, 2021

throwing lefts

the act of using LEFTS in conversation or story telling.

"Yeah, his story was really cool but I could tell he was throwing lefts the whole time"

by Anne Imuhl June 4, 2005

Left Leg

Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.

by Mr_NRG16 October 5, 2020