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Hurricane Jose

When your spinning when Drunk, a joke to the storm that was drunk
Fred: Oh HeY bOb!
Bob: Your Hurricane Jose, I see.
by BillClintonGaming December 29, 2020
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hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?
by gnostic3 October 6, 2016
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Hurricane trophy

Finding an object of value in your yard after a hurricane passes that does not belong to you
by Nofencenodog August 30, 2021
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Hurricane Eazy-E

It would be fucked up if the storm Kyle did more damage than Hurricane Eazy-E.
Beach resident- Damn, Storm Kyle did this to us? I thought I was gonna get to fly my kite in Kyle, then it would just blow offshore and do nothing. Kyle made Hurricane Eazy-E look like a breeze, how did Kyle fuck us up like that?
by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020
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Hurricane

Hurricanes are large vortexes infamous for their spinning, banded shape. Hurricane intensity varies, from the weakest, with 74 mph windspeeds, to a category 5 190 miles-per-hour monster.

Hurricanes could be deadly; recent examples include: Maria, Irma, Harvey, Florence, Michael, etc.
Or they could just drag off to the ocean, as most do.

A average hurricane season has 7 hurricanes.
2 of these 7 average hurricanes, in average, strike the USA.

The strongest part of a hurricane is the "eyewall", the outer part of the eye of the storm. But, inside of that eyewall; sits the eye, the calmest part of the storm.

Hurricanes lose power over land and colder waters, and gain power in areas of low shear and hot water, which is needed for the storm.

Hurricane Name change for basins:

Indian Ocean : Cyclone
Northeast Pacific : Typhoon
Atlantic : Hurricane
"Hurricane Katrina is heading towards Mississippi and Louisiana, and could bring flooding into the plains."

"Hurricane Irma has made landfall in Cuba as a category 4. It's now heading for Florida at the same intensity."
by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Hurricane Bones

A drink consisting of Tequila and Milk
by klosekilla June 2, 2018
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