the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
Get the bearded pompeiimug. by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
Get the Apple beardmug. by f.zappa March 19, 2009
Get the Nose Beardmug. by Shebix July 16, 2017
Get the bearded mermaidmug. The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.
Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.
I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.
by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011
Get the rally beardmug. by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010
Get the Beard Bailmug. by Dracotic September 26, 2010
Get the Skin Beardmug.