Furry Wall

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.

Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?

by explodinggrass June 09, 2010

wall whore

someone who makes a lot of facebook wall posts just so that a lot of people will post on their wall back, therefore giving the illusion that they have friends

Wolfgang: Megan you are such a wall whore, you posted on like two dozen peoples walls today and all you said was "hey whats up."
Megan: Oh, ok. What is the DEHHHHT today?

by Wolfgang Klein November 18, 2006

great wall

when trump builds a great wall, Mexicans will build a great ladder...

we must build a great wall

and ladder

will that mean there will be 2 more great wonders?

by HI PEOPLES December 07, 2017

playin' the wall

checking out the scene without socializing in a social setting; leaning against the back wall of da club and just kickin' it

Lenzell: What up, son? I heard ish was poppin' off at the Diamond Club last night.

Tiny: Yo, I was so blunted, I just playin' the wall all night, B. Jus' chillin', ya know?

by mtw29 April 17, 2007

wall-person

A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.

Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah

Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.

by Maaaason January 15, 2011

sweaty walls

Aroused female genitalia.

"That guy is so hot, I've got sweaty walls just looking at him."

by Precooked Meals January 02, 2018

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017