Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

Phantom Calorie

aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.

'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018

phantom grind

hard work and determination.

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.

by Le Roi November 16, 2016

Beer Phantom

That friend you've met for the first time, three times.

"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's

Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."

by punklovedesigns.com May 1, 2013

dirty phantom

When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter

After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.

by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020

Phantom Dingleberry

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

by P Word Miester December 5, 2013

Phantom Personality

When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.

This term is often used when describing someone.

"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."

"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."

by J. Calcus January 24, 2018