negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Negative Nelly

Someone that is always negative and pisses everyone off

He was such a negative nelly i shot him three times and now I’m in prison

by The sardenirydebitter December 22, 2022

Negative Scott

An online man with Munchausen syndrome who does not work for a living. He sleeps too much and is never there when it is important. Everything that a Negative Scott says is subterfuge. Do not give a Negative Scott titties as he will not know what to do with them.

Bummer, you are turning into a Negative Scott!

by KudoRuKia December 6, 2023

Negs

Negs is a term that is used on YouTube, TikTok, it is used in Debate edits and is an expression of the difficulty of a fight meaning that the difficulty is so low in a fight that it goes to negative numbers

An example is : Spider - Man negs deku or vader negs the verse

by The urban man3 July 7, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Negative rizz

- A form of flirtation that intentionally uses insults and back-handed comments towards a person or people.

- Trying to get someone interested in you by purposefully shoving them away.

- The opposite of normal rizz, where instead of using smooth talk, you straight-up deject your person of interest.

- Using negative rizz is kinda toxic, so don't do it too often.

Dante: Tbh all the girls in this GC are so ugly idc

Ryan: No Dante, negative rizz won't work, either.

by Infi-Ikal July 31, 2023