Covid butt

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.

Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 20, 2021

COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.

Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.

by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020

COVID-19

SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0

Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus

by MJcloud November 5, 2020

Covid-34

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.

Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.

by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020

Covid-Catfish

A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.

I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...

by GoddM October 11, 2020

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020