Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'
'..Sorry love'
'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
Get the Bog Maggotsmug. by fbiwhodat May 20, 2024
Get the Dig-Bogmug. A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice
by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019
Get the bog boymug. the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld
by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020
Get the bog offmug. any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.
I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.
by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008
Get the bog-like circusmug. by anonymous823156 April 16, 2022
Get the bogmug. 