bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

She's a Bog

A term used to describe the appearance of a less than desirable woman.

"Oi mate you see that bird over there.. she's a bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog

Poo

I have a bog in my pants.

by Boggadump June 21, 2019

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Bogged

The word 'bogged' refers to when an individual gets typically more than one cosmetic procedure and ruins their appearance, typically to the point in which they are unrecognisable or freakish.

The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.

Did you see Michael Jackson before he fucked up his face? He got bogged bad. How about Katie Price before she got surgery? She wernt actually that bad looking, but she is completely bogged with them bolt ons.

by Cronks gone August 31, 2022

Bog

A toilet.

“Miranda you clogged the bog again”

by Micah’s twin sister March 27, 2020

Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.

P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."

by The Fragment June 16, 2021