Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019

Dog

a furry friend that will always be there for you :D

no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family

doggo

by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

dogs

lines of cocaine. singular - dog

They stayed up all night doin dogs and drinking Heinekin last night.

Yo man give me a dog.

by uniontown veteran October 20, 2010

A-dog

Boy named Aidan who tends to do nothing but smoke, hangout with his girl maeg and sleep. Tends to be intimidated quickly when jacks come around the corner

A-dog wanna go smoke?

by Jackoconnn July 18, 2018

dogged

When a guy let's his dog out to make a group of girls stop.

Yesterday a group of guys let there puppy out so my friends and I would stop to catch his dog.

by tiger May 13, 2005

dog-eat-dog world

description of a modern world merciless competition

- I just can't believe I lost my fortune because some dumbass invented something better and took all my clients.
- What did you expect, it's a dog-eat-dog world.

by notspecialsnowflake September 7, 2017