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Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
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right testicle

What’s Bryces lookalike? “I know! A right testicle.”
by Gagabooboo101 July 17, 2023
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Rad-testicle

What is rad-testicle you may ask as you find this new word, It it where the male specimen actually shows decent enough traits to be a functioning human being.
Wow, Bryan was very rad-testicle today at the parade.
by LeachLVR September 11, 2023
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dislocated testicle

a fleshly part dislocated due to the over use of it
shit! i got a dislocated testicle again!
by KinuChomuLOL June 17, 2024
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Kinetic Testicle Maxxing

When you maximize the potentiol of your testicles inner volume upon forcing kinetic blunt trauma on your testicle, through which your testicles gain more volume, because of the blood and seropurulent that starts to fill them.
Hey bud, have you heard of Kinetic Testicle Maxxing?

Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started
by forklift wizard February 20, 2026
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Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules
“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag
by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024
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