Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.

Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth

by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011

Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better

guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"

by Flexsis November 20, 2011

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

Tactical Glaze

A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.

Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."

by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024

Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.

Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"

by tacticalboo January 4, 2011

quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.

Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.

by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024