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bus surfing

traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.
"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"
by nonleaded2026 October 21, 2008
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ass surfing

Putting all ten of your fingers in your partners butt hole as they hover above you.(Hanging Ten)
"Man, Lisa is a mad whore. We went ass surfing last night as her roommate watched."

"Marcus and Leon loved to ass surf and then eat finger foods."

"Tim and Carla decided they had waited long enough, now is the time to ass surf."
by Tom Hell March 19, 2008
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Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
by imabutcher October 6, 2011
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surfing

Surfing is The Act of Holding on to a Slanted platform (usually in the game CS:GO) by A or D and moving the mouse on such a way That you gain speed and can go flying off the platform with height.

Surf maps have been created Making the platforms in a row or line in such a way that you could surf from one to another

Surfing Also works on Games like: Team Fortress 2. Garry's mod. Half Life
Guy1: Dude whats up?

Guy2: Nothin much Just surfing.
by HiddenBootly July 28, 2016
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torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.
Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.
by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006
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curb surfing

browsing the curbside for recyclables/reusables while out and about
We regularly hum the Sanford & Son's theme while curb surfing for metal recyclables throughout town.
by carmencita October 23, 2013
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Crowd Surfing

Often at concerts people crowd surf. This means that you a lifted/throw up above a mosh pit where people carry you to the front and are pulled down by the surcerity (plese ignore spelling). A HECK OF A LOT OF FUN!!!
went crowd surfing twice with sister at a FOB concert, and nearly got dropped.
by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 11, 2006
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