straight to vhs

When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.

Man, that food was so bad, it should go straight to vhs.

by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015

Straight outta FG

The illest rap clique in the game at the moment. They originated in Frederiksberg Gymnasium where they express their feelings about everything. They simply don't care about you.

''Did you hear that new mixtape from Straight outta FG?''

''Yeah fam, it's really merky innit?''

by Techno Niels November 16, 2015

straight up beans

to be really fantastic, awesome, spectacular

"Bro, I just won a million dollars!"

"Dude, that is straight up beans!"

by obamamamamamamamamamamamamamam May 8, 2016

straight from the apes ass

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Straight TikToker

Something that a Redditor doesn't think exist

Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist

by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020

Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020