Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.

Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.

by Bartl3by April 1, 2021

Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed

My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.

by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022

Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.

Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.

by Silent rick November 15, 2022

Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.

She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.

by Hgswells November 19, 2019

The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015

Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?

by calgaryboy February 8, 2013