Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018

Shatisfied

the great feeling after taking a dump

person 1: man i haven't shit in a week.
person 2: dude that sucks.
person 1: tell me about it.
person 3:(coming out of b.r.) man am i shatisfied.
person 1:(to person 3) i fucking hate you.

by Anchor91 June 1, 2011

satisfucktion

a spin-off from the sexually frustrated housewife who can't get any "satisfaction" in bed

When it was all over, she couldn't get any satisfucktion from her lover cause he came too damn quick!

by DesertNymphoManiac September 5, 2011

Satisfilled

The state in which one is filled just enough; not too little, not too much. content. full. completed. achieved.

That hamburger satisfilled my appetite.

That final class satisfilled the requirements for my degree.

by Spuds Mckenzie May 13, 2015