sidetrack sally

When shopping with someone and they get distracted by everything except what you went to purchase at the store originally.

Janet where did you go? Dammit Janet! Quit being a sidetrack Sally and help me find the syrup!

by SilentHowl May 31, 2016

Masturbating Sally

Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.

"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"

by Ron Raper January 30, 2017

La Salle College Preparatory

La Salle is a high school in Pasadena/ Sierra Madre. Once known for its drugs and party animals it is now changed into a strict private were learning is the primary goal. Although there are still stoners on campus it is now more family-friendly. Sports used to be bad but their athletics programs are now top-notch. Honestly, it's a good school to go to. it's just expensive.

person 1: its a public school
person 2: Nah La Salle college preparatory is getting better

by .chilly. January 20, 2020

Skillricky Sall

A Skillricky Sall is usually found with his huge nose and tiny penis out while bricking every basketball shot. He lacks intelligence in major areas and has the ability to never attract women. Usually can be bribed to do absolutely bombabistic things, e.g. getting came on for 50$. Skillricky Sall also has an intelligence quotient equal to the amount of bitches he has pulled.

The sheer amount of confusing things about this monkey has truly confuzzled researchers when they try to capture him and put it in a mental institution. Possesses the same amount of chromosomes as a Daddy Donohoe as well as the same penis dimensions but inverse.

James: Holy shit did you hear what just happened in the bathroom?
John: Nah what happened
James: A Skillricky Sall got cummed on by 5 men for 15$!
John: wtf that nigga disgusting

by zookeepermonkeylover March 20, 2023

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

lucky sally

the act of punching a girl in the vagina to make it swell up nice and tight, then fucking her.

"her cooch is loose."
"thats ok, i'll just give her a lucky sally"

by mixmasta mike June 2, 2009