Squeezer

A poo too large for the butthole. Usually quite unpleasant, sometimes dissapears in the s bend at the bottom of the toilet.

Man, I gotta take a Squeezer.
You shoulda' seen the shape of that squeezer.

by Cam Doyle April 3, 2003

squeeze play

During sex, when a woman begins her orgasm, the male participant removes his member from her vagoo and places it in her anal cavity.

Female: "Oh, I'm about to..."
Male: "great I've been waiting to try the Squeeze Play"
Female: "Yes, Yes, Ye... what did you Say? Oh no you didn't just"
Male: "Yes, Yes, Yes..."

by Chad Holmes November 26, 2007

Soul Power Squeeze

(n) (also know as "flatulication") the act of engaging in sexual intercourse in which one of the participants releases a seismic flatch. this occurs due to the build up of tension while attempting to refrain from flatulating by contracting the buttocks. the pressure becomes too great, and a fart tears out of the butt, resulting in an awkward silence between both participants. an excuse is usually made by the other participant in which they attempt to get the hell out of there.

Hey man, did you hear that Zack gave Ally the Soul Power Squeeze last night?

That Zack kid thought he was the shit until he pulled the Soul Power Squeeze on some chick.

Nothing ends a one night stand like the Soul Power Squeeze...

Feel like getting rid of a clinger? SPS ;)

by crue83 November 2, 2009

dick squeezer

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.

"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"

by not jenn. April 19, 2009

Squeezer

one who squeezes

I'm a lemon squeezer!

by yo mamamamamma April 3, 2003

Hot-Squeeze

(hot)-(squeeze) A Hot-Squeeze is when you're taking a shit and the very last little bit needs that extra push to jump out and into the nice cool multi-yellow-colored pool below. This extra pushing can cause severe burning on the anus, and also alot of pressure on the rectum.

"Just Hang On a Sec Mom ! I'm In The Middle Of a Hot-Squezze !"

by The Sachmo November 24, 2004

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003