Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Cum Squat

The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.

Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat

by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011

Sorority squat

In many deep south 1950s colleges young girls trying to get into certain sororities were instructed to refrain from using all toilets and told to goto the woods or alleys to relieve themselves for one week.

This was a tradition going back to the 19th century ,done in order to produce stronger an more self reliant women capable of good problem solving , in preparation for child bearing an proper etiquette for culinary cleanliness when cooking family meals in the future.

I steer clear of Mary lou for about a week she's on a sorority squat right now...patience is good though bubba, shes got nice child bareing hips

by yotaterds November 19, 2020

sorority squat

when a girl from a sorority group does squats. it is super important

person 1: Where is Kymberleigh?
person 2: sorry she's just so caught up doing sorority squats.
Person 1: it's been 5 days--
person 2: let her do her squats it is very important

by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

kimchi squat

1. Similar to the asian squat but kimchi refers to Koreans because in most cases, Koreans are the only people who can pull it off comfortably and naturally. At times a Chinese or other asian might be able to do it, but never has one seen a black or Mexican do it like Koreans. They have their own squats.
2. What happens when you give a Korean a cigg and make them wait with no chairs or see Koreans loitering

"Get up out of your kimchi squat foo we gotta go!"

by T1GEREYEZ July 19, 2005

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

Sorority Squat

Awkwardly positioning yourself over a toilet, a trash receptacle, or passed-out party-goer to muck the baby batter splatter out of your fuck holes.

You taste like my brother! GROSS! Why didn't you at least pop a Sorority Squat in the bushes on the way over!?

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020