natural spring bomb

Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.

Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!

by B$$ May 15, 2007

Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

Saratoga Springs, NY

a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.

Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot

Person B: I don't

BURNED

by Joe the Pickle January 22, 2013

Desert Hot Springs

A bad city to live in full of crime,drugs and trash.

Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mexican.

Also the parties suck here..the good ones are in Palm Desert

Dont ever come to Desert Hot Springs,it sucks.

by fuck1313 November 15, 2007

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008

Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.

Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008