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Irish Spring

“Sorry Sally, can’t do breakfast. I’m neck deep in an Irish Spring.”
Irish Spring by Duke Brutus April 4, 2019

natural spring 

"man kyle's natural spring is so small, when i was looking for it i couldn't find it."
natural spring by BGandAN August 15, 2006

Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

Hot Spring 

A domestic pool of hot water.
Let's go hiking and swim in the hot spring.
Hot Spring by Hypnotic Talent September 9, 2019

Big Spring High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.

We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!

So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.

Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.

So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
I go to Big Spring High School every day.
Big Spring High School by dinobush February 13, 2020

sticky spring-roll

ejaculating in a tortilla then rolling it up and using it as a dildo.