splork

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006

splork

stupid spasticated spoon fork)

OMFG PPLSUQBAWLZ OWN J00 N00B. If you look at him again i will have to rip your face off with my splork.

by sythe February 12, 2005

splork

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

keenan quit being such a splork.

by s4gz June 13, 2003

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union

Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.

American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama

by luv 4 martial arts September 14, 2007

Sploot

A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.

Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!

by piiglett. February 17, 2009

sploot

As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."

DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!

by Blazaga June 23, 2006