Shituation

A pretty shit situation.

Customer: I don't have enough money with me to buy this
Cashier: That's a shituation

by WernerHU March 30, 2019

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019

Situationalship

"Two aries" This extremely rare and odd occasion is something that is almost certainly to beconsidered as the tall tale signs of the infamous "written in the stars" relationship. The down side is of course to battle against what life and eachother surprise you with. The will to seek... and not fear the future will most undoubtedly lead to a couple of savages living in a situationalship.....BITCH PLEASE 🎤 drop

They are weird af.....situationalship type people...

by Situationalship October 3, 2019

Sisuation

It’s situation but pronounced differently

I have a sisuation Brenda!

by Dhdhzjcjvj December 4, 2019

Shituation

When ur topping a guy and he forgot to clean down there

“You know Kyler? he forgot to clean down there, shituation much?”

by j_23-63 May 15, 2020

Shituation

When you run into a situation involving two or more people who need to use an unavailable bathroom, this is a shituation.

“Is this the line for the bathroom?”
“Yeah, we’ve got a real shituation on our hands.”

by Douche Nuke September 26, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in a situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenver i am having a deep conversation with someone, i like to situationalize myself into what their sharing with me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020