The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

by Nazeem February 5, 2021

speed limit

A suggestion for the speed you should drive on a road. Except for a few idiots everyone drives at least 5 MPH over the speed limit.

Whenever there is a cop around people slow down to the speed limit.

by lazylatvian May 8, 2005

speed hack

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wheres a admin at anal sex with a black woman is hax hes running a speed hax

by stoph April 6, 2005

Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

Free Speech

The double standard many human beings don't understand.

Person 1: "I have free speech, so shut up!"

Person 2: "Sounds like The Free Speech Maneuver... "

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

speedball

A mixture of cocaine and heroin injected into oneself. Killed the legendary John Belushi, R.I.P.

After a night of partying with Robert De Niro and Robin Williams, John Belushi injected a speedball directly into one of his veins. IT KILLED HIM. (True story)

by Stick With Weed February 19, 2007

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016