scearb 

That magic zit in your ear that pops and turns into a scab.

Stop picking at your scearb, you're going to make it ooze.

scearb by subzenith December 29, 2007

shear stupidity 

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

shear stupidity by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Separate Church and State

To shave the patch of hair between your pubic hair and your happy trail

Neilsen: "Dude, I need to Separate Church and State"
Walsh: "Shut up. Nobody wants to hear that."
Kimball: "Yeah, you do, I can smell it"

Separate Church and State by jetmannnn October 11, 2010

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

Seared Tuna by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

search bubble 

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.

Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day

search bubble by eneville December 16, 2011

Searchomania 

The affliction you have when all your waking moments away from your computer are filled with thoughts of what you will be searching for once you get back online.

I am battling this case of searchomania on my own, the next step is to see a doctor.

Searchomania by Marcomac July 29, 2013

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

Shearch by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015