road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007

sock trick

To masturbate and or ejaculate three times in one day (24 hours)

Guy 1: dude I was so bored yesterday I pulled a sock trick
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....

by sindian82 December 31, 2011

Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)

Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot

by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019

sock-popping

Adjective. Used to describe something of exceptionally good or high quality.

Variations: "pop socks"

Synonym(s): orgasmic

Origin: "knocked my socks off" (set phrase)

"The movie was f*ing sock-popping!"
"Think that was good? This one will pop socks!"

by eatyoda July 1, 2005

Half Sock

Half Sock is a universal term invented by Almighty Raf, MT, and VN in Statistics class. It is most commonly practiced to BS an exam.

I'm about to half sock the crap out of this test.

by The one and only Almighty... December 9, 2018

Albuquerque Sock

Tattooing a "Sleeve" of images, or montages, on ones lower leg so that when you wear baggy shorts it gives the appearance of a having a fully tattooed leg. Very common in Albuquerque NM.

Hey did you see the Albuquerque Socks on that guy? one side was a bunch of Devils and the other was Angels. Looks like he got those tatts in jail.

by Victor Strange July 25, 2010

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015