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sneaky colombian 

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
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Sneaky Squirrel 

When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.
Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts

Sneaky Night Muppet

(1) One who moves with great stealth in the shadows, and attacks without remorse.
(2) A Lurker assasin who makes little or no noise until it is too late.
(3) A cold-blooded killer that gets inside your head and kills you from within.
Before we knew what was going on, the Sneaky Night Muppet was upon us, inside our base, killing us off one by one.

sneaky sneaky 

Referring to any action performed with covert intent.
When she fell asleep I pulled a sneaky sneaky.
sneaky sneaky by friend of bob June 18, 2004

sneaky-pete

While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..
I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!
sneaky-pete by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

sneaky stallion

to be good at having sex and leaving the girl with no memory of it ;to stick ones penis in a girl's vagina without her knowing and then leaving
He was an under the table sneaky stallion.
sneaky stallion by D.J.F. January 27, 2008

sneaky pancho 

Farting the most rancid fart anyone has ever smelt and denying it by blaming the trash
Oh man, I was just down in QC and Francisco just pulled a Sneaky Pancho
sneaky pancho by S. Castro May 16, 2008