Miss Smith

Miss Smith is a fat school teacher who is the biggest dyke in the whole world. you will never meet a teacher with the flattest ass, smallest feet, most messed up teeth, tiniest hands, and the weirdest looking oompa loompa you will ever see. in other words she is a fat lonley oompa loompa dyke who lives alone with her pussys and doggies and humps them all night...yea

Oh my God did you see Miss. Smith today, She was starin down that dyke ref and you could tell she was undressing her with her eyes. Miss smith LIKES TO LOOK AT PEOPLES ASSES AND BOOBS only girls though..

by jessicaaaa April 17, 2006

Smith College

Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.

Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.

by rm 102 December 4, 2004

Anna Nicole Smith

what is that a Cow on valium?

oh it's Anna Nicole Smith

mooooooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooo

by backdoor boyz are as gay as any gangster August 8, 2004

Will Smith

One of the best rappers ever! He has done a whole bunch of movies, sold millions of records, and is one of the nicest guys on the planet.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
iRobot
The Pursuit of Happiness
Seven Punds
Hitch

Will Smith is one of the nicest people ever!

by chvilicek6 July 5, 2009

Smith

Verb 1. To drink far in excess of all other wedding reception participants, guests, officiants, or attendants at an open bar and to actively disrupt the celebratory event by means cutting in line to the open bar, blocking access to the open bar, being excessively gregarious, loud, insulting, self-depricating, and ending the night by being completely and utterly inebriated to the point of committing an unspeakable act such as vomiting all over one's self and others while in a heavily occupied passenger or commuter vehicle.

Verb 2. To be "that guy," at a wedding.

Present tense: To Smith. Past Tense: Smithed.

See Also: Jackass

That wedding would have been great had that tall dude with spikey hair not Smithed it.

by iwasthere June 13, 2013

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark

by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006

smith & wesson 500

Most powerful handgun ever made,even more punch than a desert eagle chambered for 50 AE. The S&W 500 fires 50 cal magnum rounds.

Hey little Billy want to shoot the most powerful handgun ever called the Smith & Wesson 500

by Trevor Davis August 22, 2006