Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!

Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 17, 2008

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004

OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

The Simpsons

1. A good show, well USED TO BE. UPN playes the same Season 15 episodes and has been for the last month and have been playing throuhought the year. I am SO SICK of these horrible episodes. I am no longer watching the show, but when some different episodes come on, I'll go back.

Season 15 is getting old, really old!

by Ablative 3 June 1, 2005

bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

Simpolitan

A very underground style, which seeks to combine modern Metropolitan clothing styles with simple designs and less colors. usually there is a color scheme to it, and 5 or less colors. Very presentable, and semi-formal yet casual, simple yet stylish.

----------Simpolitan Rock-------
~skinny jeans or tight pants
~Boy:Art-Graphic Tee/V-neck/Solid Color Tee

Girl: Tops with patterned design

~Little accessories
~2 colored or less shoes
~Simple Hoodie

The hair is also an important part it's probably the most complicated and diverse part, can vary from a "Hipster Hair" to faux-hawk, to an "Emo" hairstyle or a very simplistic "Scene", and i use these words very lightly and emphasize on the simplicity of the hair, usually one solid color and no extreme style to it.

---------------Simpolitan Hip-Hop---------
~Boy:Solid color V-neck or crew collar

Girl: Patterned Tops
~ Solid color straight jeans or pants
~ Pair of calm sunglasses (used only outdoors)

Hair is usually very short, and buzzed.
Female hairstyles are very variant.

Focused more in Metropolitan Areas.

Simple & Metropolitan

Simpolitan
Mostly seen in the urban/cities of places France, England, Spain, Canada, New York, California, and quickly growing in Miami, West Palm Beach, Orlando.

Popular among people in their early 20's

There is no example, for Simpolitan, it can be anything modern and metropolitan, in a vey simple way.

by 1oooosimpolitan15173o464o March 21, 2011

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017