Silent Witch of Stabbiness

Marianne, who does marianne things

I am the silent witch of stabbiness

by Becker936 May 15, 2021

Silent retreat

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")

Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.

by WatcherMark May 23, 2019

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018

Hop$ha (silent p)

singer/performer who is better than Ke$ha the prettiest singer ever.

i love Hop$ha (silent p) EASY go to youtube and search for: Hop$ha's new hit single-monday !

by hop$ha September 23, 2011

Silent partner

Investors that provide companies financial support but aren't involved in day-to-day operations and don't participate in management tasks. As a result, they can potentially lose their entire investment—but typically no more.

He has set up two profitable businesses although he is now a silent partner in one of them.

by @marie1737 April 6, 2024

silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

silent polo

The person who rolled a blunt; someone who hasnt rolled it says marco, but no one says polo

Whilst smoking a blunt, if someone who didnt roll the blunt says marco, and no one says polo, it goes back to the person who rolled the blunt

"Marco... .... Marco..., here you go silent polo"

by Silent Polo March 22, 2024