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Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.
He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.
by Krmic February 1, 2014
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Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.
Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now
by sidenote72 January 14, 2015
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shitswinger

Person known typically to the city that walks their dog and it's shit by swinging is swiftly, wrist motion and all.
Dude, I just saw like five shitswingers.
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
by _Jacques March 28, 2016
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shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.
Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.
by Assmosis May 6, 2016
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shitwig

A metaphoric hat adorned by one whom is intent on intentional over-drinking.
Every second of every minute of every one of the forty hours of my work week have been

shit. Complete shit. I am putting on my shitwig tonight!
by schnids September 18, 2016
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Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.
Dad stop shitting on my plans !
by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016
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