Also known as Sharee, a Sharen is a Karen’s scary oversharing cousin. She steals your time and the spotlight whenever she can, rambling on endlessly about nothing of importance. Sharens thrive in places like integration circles or breathwork classes, where everyone gets a brief moment to share. She takes advantage of this generosity because it’s the only place she can secure a captive audience – and once she starts, there’s no stopping her.
Sharens rarely make profound or enlightening statements. Instead, they unleash a stream of nonsensical, self-indulgent monologues that leave everyone else in the group silently begging for mercy. You’ll often hear a Sharen say, “This will be my last long share,” only to return the next week with an even longer tale of confusion and madness.
Physically, a Sharen often fits the stereotypical Karen description (blonde, middle-aged, entitled vibe). She might even be a direct descendant of the Karen species – but while a Karen weaponizes entitlement, a Sharen weaponizes your patience. Not even a Karen dares to go against this over-sharin’ demon spawn.
Sharens rarely make profound or enlightening statements. Instead, they unleash a stream of nonsensical, self-indulgent monologues that leave everyone else in the group silently begging for mercy. You’ll often hear a Sharen say, “This will be my last long share,” only to return the next week with an even longer tale of confusion and madness.
Physically, a Sharen often fits the stereotypical Karen description (blonde, middle-aged, entitled vibe). She might even be a direct descendant of the Karen species – but while a Karen weaponizes entitlement, a Sharen weaponizes your patience. Not even a Karen dares to go against this over-sharin’ demon spawn.
Facilitator: “Let’s keep shares under two minutes so everyone has time.”
Sharen: “Okay, but real quick, I just need to process my morning and my childhood and the meaning of the universe and also my dog’s chakra blockage…”
Everyone else: manifesting the fire alarm going off
Sharen: “Okay, but real quick, I just need to process my morning and my childhood and the meaning of the universe and also my dog’s chakra blockage…”
Everyone else: manifesting the fire alarm going off
by overthisshit July 9, 2025
Get the Sharen mug.A neologism blending shareholder and HODL (crypto slang for “hold”), used satirically to describe an extractive investor or corporate executive who:
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
- Clings to equity and short-term profits regardless of a company’s long-term sustainability.
- Pushes extractive practices such as buybacks, dividends, or aggressive cost-cutting that benefit shareholders at the expense of workers, customers, or society.
- Embodies the dogmatic logic of financial capitalism, prioritizing shareholder enrichment while ignoring stakeholder well-being.
“The boardroom was packed with sharehodlers demanding another stock buyback while the company’s workers hadn’t seen a raise in years.”
by StressedDesserts August 27, 2025
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The background of the temporary overlap where multiple Indivuniverses sync just enough to create the illusion of a common world.
It becomes especially powerful in rituals, communities, relationships, and moments of collective meaning, where many Indivuniverses briefly harmonize. In those intersections, the Sacred Interface becomes more visible, revealing how consciousness and matter respond to shared intention and mutual awareness.
It becomes especially powerful in rituals, communities, relationships, and moments of collective meaning, where many Indivuniverses briefly harmonize. In those intersections, the Sacred Interface becomes more visible, revealing how consciousness and matter respond to shared intention and mutual awareness.
“We swore we were seeing the same thing, but honestly we were just overlapping on the Shared Stage.”
“A concert is pure Shared Stage energy — thousands of realities syncing to one beat.”
“We didn’t share a perspective, just a Shared Stage.”
“A concert is pure Shared Stage energy — thousands of realities syncing to one beat.”
“We didn’t share a perspective, just a Shared Stage.”
by Landeros December 7, 2025
Get the Shared Stage mug.The people that never have their own drugs, but always get in the circle when someone breaks out. The person with the drugs would be the sharer, making the recipient the sharee. Much like a payee and a payer.
That Sharee never has her own shit, but when i start breaking out some party favors, she's the first one with her hand out.
by Makem McMoist December 24, 2025
Get the Sharee mug.A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the Dairy Share Holder mug.Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.
by jaybollman December 8, 2011
Get the Chip-share mug.Mother 1: Would you like to nipple-share?
Mother 2: Sure, I'll give you my baby to breastfeed and you give me yours to breastfeed.
Mother 1: Great, let's be nipple-sharers!
Mother 2: Sure, I'll give you my baby to breastfeed and you give me yours to breastfeed.
Mother 1: Great, let's be nipple-sharers!
by CazzaZell June 19, 2013
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