secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*

Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

by allthegoodusernamesaretaken May 21, 2011

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019

secret burrito

A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.

We went to the bars and stopped for secret burritos on our way home. Don’t tell Chad.

by the 20th crime June 15, 2021

fairy secretary

synonym for "fag-hag"

jessie is josh's fairy secretary.

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010

Top Secret Tip

When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.

I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip

by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010

legends secret roblox

A group of people that are cool such as
Blaine
Blaine
Blaine
Don’t forget about Blaine

Blaine is the best admin at legends Secret roblox

by BlaineIsLitAF June 26, 2018

heavyweight secret

needs no further explanation: a secret that weighs heavy because you have been carrying it along for a bit and all you really want is for it to be told. to make it light and turn it into a positive, uplifting, nourishing, inspiring fact of your life.

Im getting tired of this heavyweight secret on my back. My life is on the brink of transition and demands resolution. No games, no secrets, no tricks. It might hurt some but in the long run my healthy self will heal everybody else.

by Krkič August 23, 2020