Second hand porn

Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.

Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"

by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011

3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

by bostonjerk June 5, 2014

10 second cars

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds

A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.

10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.

by PQLR P PL December 3, 2018

DJ 5 Second Rule

When a man is in and out and done. Hence the 5 second rule.

Woah! Dalton was so fast! Total DJ 5 second rule!

by dixienormous994 December 7, 2010

That is so second millennium

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.

Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?

Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011

Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.

"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"

by Bunny January 7, 2004

second place

Second Place is First Loser

1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002