salty nut

When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.

Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf

by Kinkouuuu September 5, 2016

Salty Cadet

A PBST Cadet that wont shut up when you even explain why they got killed or kicked or banned.

"I got banned for no reason!" ~ Salty Cadet

by welpItried February 25, 2020

salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015

Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

Salty Cappuccino

Sex act where the participants engage in anal intercourse then the man pulls out, flips the recipient over, and ejaculates on their chest in the shape of a heart.

Before she could respond, Jane was on her back and the recipient of a salty cappuccino. Looking down at the perfectly shaped heart on her chest, she knew she was in love.

by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016

salty mcgee

The saltiest individual in the entire world at any given time.

I've got about 12 metric tons of road salt in the barn - just call me Salty McGee!

by the Lovecraft December 9, 2013

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011