*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 07, 2022
The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops April 20, 2011
A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
by kcupcake(: May 23, 2010
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 02, 2018
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube February 21, 2016