Road Texter 

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

Road Texter by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Road Stoned 

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

Road Stoned by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010

road treat 

when a well deserved driver receives head from the pasenger.

You've been a really good boy, you deserve a road treat on the way to my parents house.

road treat by holerollers May 12, 2011

Road Flare 

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

Road Flare by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

Road Turd 

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

Road Turd by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Road Mimosa 

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.

My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

Road Mimosa by jlindsay August 12, 2012

Road slug 

Extremely slow driver on the road.

Honey, I'm gonna be late, there's a road slug in front of me.

Road slug by Amalright November 19, 2013