rent a cop

Ricci's lover

Rent a Cop - "Ricci, pull down your pants now!"
Ricci - "YES SIR! I'd be VERY happy to pull down my pants and show my inerection to you sir!"
Rent a cop - "Good bitch! ^.^"

by CheeseMaster October 30, 2003

Rent-a-cop

Public Safety, Constables (US), Code Enforcement, Safety Patrol, Bay Constables, any uniformed federal agency, railroad/airport/transit police, etc

AND

ALL security guards, special police.

Rent-a-cop are people who lack the skills to be real cops.

by No Name USA December 27, 2005

Rentzy

Having a particular looking hairstyle that doesn't pertain to the first assumption of a person.

"The Office worker had a Mohawk, therefore he had Rentzy hair."

"Chris Carraba's(Dashboard Confessional) Afro sure looks Rentzy."

by ifseventywereyoung November 28, 2003

rentizzle

a rented house. can also be an apartment or anything rented.

i live in a rentizzle hizzle.

oh yeah, im a 1337 H4X0R.....what now biatch.

by fuck stain April 22, 2006

rent a base

Allowing a drug dealer to use one's personal motor vehicle in exchange for a quantity of a narcotic substance. Often the vehicle will not be promptly returned, and will be damaged or fouled in some way upon its return.

Crazy crack ho rent a based her ride to Papa G, now it's wrecked in the impound yard.

by legbatom September 1, 2008

Rent-A-Cop

After some intense fourplay You tell your woman that you'll be right back and you head to the garage and flip all of the breakers off simulating the power going out. You grab your trusty flashlight (must be Maglite brand) and run back to the room. With all of the comotion she should be just as hot and there is nothing else to do, but proceed. In middle of going down on her, incorporate your trusty maglite into the mix, handle side, without her knowledge of what it is. When she asks why is it so cold and so hard, just turn on the light and say "Maglite baby!"

Donald: "Hey, what did you do last night?"

Joe: "Our power went out and I banged my girl with my maglite!"

Donald: "So you played a real Rent-A-Cop huh, what she do, fix your sail sack ."

by rounder222 December 23, 2006

rent

A pointless movie/musical in which homosexual and HIV/AIDS infected people decide they're not going to pay they're rent. They dance around and sing while they rebel about how they're not going to pay their rent.

I watched RENT last night but turned it off because it had no point to it.

by angggg June 26, 2006