close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 21, 2008

Kazaa Rapists

Retards who upload a music file onto Kazaa/Kazaa Lite which says it is a certain song by an artist, but turns out to be a different song by an artist.

I downloaded Kill You by Eminem and it turned out to be Cleaning Out My CLoset. Those Kazaa Rapists will pay!

by B-Drac August 15, 2003

757 rapist

A rapist/sex offender from the 757 in Virginia beach.

man 1: "Hoe, I'm the 757 rapist"
man 2 "bull shit, only thing your dick ever touched is your hand"

by 757er May 9, 2009

the time rapist

a man who appears when your sleeping and rapes your time.

when you wake up and you feel like you've had no sleep, this is a common symptons of the time rapist doing his duty.

by death10000 July 11, 2009

Rapist

Someone that is really good at something or has a lot of talent in a certain area.

Hey man, let's go to the game. While we are there we should look for Sauce.

"Oh man, Sauce is so good at hockey. He's a rapist. Look at him dangling about. He's so good, he rapes."

by Beauts McSauce March 6, 2009

repast

An Ebonics term for a family meal or gathering directly following a funeral.

The repast will be held at the church following the internment.

by chryslerfan October 7, 2013

register that

The new wave of comebacks, it is the exclamation at the end of any point, statement, or just plain old outburst. Most effective when accompanied by a hand movement beside the ear similar to that of pulling a slot maching handle, sound effect of cha-chink, and then finally your "register that"!

What you lookin at bitch! I'll slap you for it. (hand movement) (cha-chink) REGISTER THAT!

by cin January 28, 2005