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Peter

Peter, usually called Petey, is a great kisser and the hot and sexy alpha male that every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with. He has amazing abs and eyes no matter what color. Petey is the only thing girls talk about. He's not into girls who are fake, wear to much make-up and girls who dress like sluts. He love girls who are true to themselves and to others and when they stand up for themselves. He feels bad when he sees a girl cry. Peteys tend to follow they crowd and likes to show off. He will also act fake and ignore you in front of his friends just to stay cool, but if you get Petey alone his true colors will show and he's the sweetest guy ever. Petey is very humorous and has no common sense. Although he acts dumb he's really not, he can be smart if he sets his mind to it.
If you like a Peter called Petey he'll most likely pick his friends over a girl so good luck with that
by haterzrmymotavaterz August 23, 2011
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peter roll

known on the east coast as to beat somebodies ass.
"im bout to peter roll his ass"
by Serious king of NY June 18, 2008
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peter tran

she got yourself a peter tran!
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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peter cheeks

The skin on each side of your pee hole.
Hey, you wanna see my peter cheeks!
by dahawaiian October 5, 2010
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Peter Pan

When doing a girl doggy style the penetrator puts his arms on his hips and continues thrusting as usual thus creating the Peter Pan persona. Once the position has been assumed, Peter Pan should start quoting lines from the movie such as "Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!" or "All you need is thrust and a little bit of pixie dust!" or "If i were you, I'd surrender!".
Leslie told me that her boyfriend started yelling something about Never Never Land during sex last night. I think she got Peter Panned!
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peterast

pervert sex offender

a peterast is a sex offender, with a record, usually did six months in chino for exposing him self to an eight year old, when he moves to hollywood he will have to go door to door to tell everyone he is a peterast.
-whats a peterast walter?
-shut the fuck up donnie.
by Duderr July 23, 2008
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Joe Paterno

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
by jelly23 August 29, 2012
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