pseudo good

'Pseudo Good' is an event that you feel good or happy about but only because it has deceived you into thinking it is good. The good was only a possibility - but it turned out to be nothing.

Pseudo Good is the opium of life, it keeps you positive, it usually does not amount to 'actual good' but by then you have forgotten how lame the Pseudo Good was and you happliy swallow the next load of Pseudo Good, just like a gold fish biting at nothing because its memory is too short to remember that nothing doesn't taste of anything.

I'm so happy that x girl at college is starting to be friendly with me! - Six weeks later she blanks me because she only wanted to get a lift with me to classes. It was only Pseudo Good.

I'm so happy - the boss wants a meeting with me next week about the managers job - Turns out he just wanted me to cover the vacancy until someone more experienced replys to the job add. It was only Pseudo Good.

I'm so happy x company wants to buy our stuff, all my hard sales work has paid off!! - turns out that their previous supplier had put them on stop due to non payment because they have no money and now they are going bust owing us thousnads and we are probably going to go bust too. It was only Pseudo Good.

I'm so happy - I've just voted for a new government - (Insert outcome here)

by Brucester June 4, 2011

pseudo-conservative

Conserving the country but not its traditions, anti-foreign, conformist (antinonconformist) demanding relentlessly conformity, giving fake philosophies like air, light and hope, and fake ideologies like anti-Asonianism, and is pseudo-uncompromising, that is, by tolerating no compromises, half-measures or by not understanding defeat, they make up for it with the positive aspects of this political philosophy, by offering air, light and hope which is a fake metaphore, it's pro-intellectual in that the Christians are pseudo-conservative by only accepting conservatism if it's by serious intellectuals, but the rest of this political philosophy isn't conservative because it's different and therefore it's fake, they have fake conformist styles, fake philosophies and fake words.

conservative: I will teach religion into politics.
pseudo-conservative: that's not by a serious intellectual, your religion is crazy, only a cultural conservatism with air, light and hope is the real conservatism.
conservative: there's no such thing as air, light and hope, you're fake, you're making it up!

by badmouth December 31, 2018

psuedo-mondo

utterly awesome, the zenith of existance

Shaan: This buffalo burger is most psuedo-mondo.
AD: cosign.

by AD February 23, 2005

pseudo goth

Any heavy metal band.

pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires

by Homer Simpson June 28, 2004

Pseudocoup

A dark basement where liberals an pink/blue haired deranged men an women perform S&M an other sexually deviant practices on each other.

The disgusting things that have gone on in those pseudocoups in San Francisco an Seattle would hairlip the pope.

by yotaterds January 12, 2021

psuedo p

A dirty, bum-like man. Claims to be a college student, actually there to perve on young boys. Has a penchant for the handle bar moustache.

"Look, it's Psuedo P! He hasn't washed his hair yet...oh look, I see he's macking on young Fluffy yet again."

by memememehellothere May 15, 2006

psuedoephedrine

A substance used to make drugs like meth (pronounciation: so͞odōˈefədrēn or simply just suedoethadrin)

Person:1 - Hey you do you want a meth kit?
Person:2 - What the frick is a meth kit
Person:1 - It contains psuedoephedrine and other stuff to make homemade meth
Person:2- Ok, I'm interested, how much
Person:1 - $250
Person:2 - RIP OFF!!!!
Person:1 - WAIT NOOOOO IT IS STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DoctorCocaine December 30, 2020