professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

Profaninate

Mean you are make of laundry profaninate cussing ya boiii

You are a big profaninater

by Laundrylover666 May 2, 2018

Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Professional Boy

-a boy who is profess but is not yet a man

He’s a very professional boy

by Dawn2099 October 15, 2019

Profanitizing

1. The act of using Profanity

2. A synonym of cursing
3. You also want to tell someone to stop cursing, and look and sound cool doing it.

Thank me later.

Person1: Shut the fuck up, round head.
You: How about you stop profanitizing, you uncultured swine!
Person1: Well I hate you, nerdy ass bitch. Also what was that word you said?

by Otakium’s December 31, 2019