Kickball Pitcher

A kickball pitcher is someone who rolls the kickball from the mound towards home plate to start each play.

Typically, the kickball pitcher delegates a team member to beer duty. This is seen as the highest honor a member of the team can receive.

The kickball pitcher continues to delegate me to beer duty.

by mastersplinter99 May 20, 2014

abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time

Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound

by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017

White pitch

A white pitch is a pitch that is white. They are usually the basic white female . The Starbucks user that we all know.

Dang that white pitch just chugged that pumpkin spice latteee

by Le mon September 25, 2020

Threw out the first pitch

Jerking your dong in the bathroom of a stadium

I threw out the first pitch at Yankee stadium right on my hotdog

by Regina2323 August 4, 2015

Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009

Obama Pitch

An Epic Failure to any physical activity, like the starting pitch Obama made, that was thrown off camera.

Guy 1:"Hmm, I don't think that I've seen anyone fail so badly..."
Guy 2:"Total Obama Pitch..."

by Xx.mollie.xX July 23, 2009

pitch a tent

To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007